2008 china earthquake humor
地震中成都人的幽默
上联：八级地震毫无预防 延误几万同胞性命
下联：六级余震信口开河 折腾千万市民睡觉
横批：就他妈没搞准过
比地震可怕的是余震，
比余震可怕的是预报余震，
比预报余震更可怕的是预报了余震却一直不震。
上联：早也跑晚也跑 一天到黑都在跑
下联：跑得脱跑不脱 看来要把命耍脱
横批：安心
抗震新对联
上联： 灾区人民无房可住 在余波中等待吃喝
下联： 成都人民有房不住 在吃喝中等待余震
横批： 都球恼火（日子难过）
Beijing pollution levels peak 73 days before Olympics
1 day ago
BEIJING (AFP) — Pollution levels in Beijing hit the top of the scale on Tuesday, just 73 days before the Olympics, prompting a government warning for residents with respiratory problems to stay indoors.
"Sensitive individuals should avoid going out of doors," the Beijing Environmental Protection Bureau said [Read More...]
全世界都不能准确预测地震的秘密!
中文的巧妙之处！
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周正龙：“华南虎照片是真的”结论不会被推翻
没说老虎是不是真的。
source:http://www.planetark.org/dailynewsstory.cfm/newsid/44533/newsDate/27-Sep-2007/story.htm
Hydropower May be Global Warming Time Bomb
BEIJING - China is scrambling to build massive hydropower dams to curb pollution and slake its thirst for energy, but scientists warn that reservoirs can also worsen global warming by emitting a powerful greenhouse gas.
由于污染严重但又不得不兼顾持续飙升的能源需求，仓促地兴建了几座大型水坝，但据路透社报导，科学家已警告，水库排放出的大量甲烷(沼气)可能也会加速全球暖化，
http://www.smh.com.au/news/web/microsoft-yahoo-ink-chinese-blog-censorship-pact/2007/08/27/1188066992412.html
Yahoo China and MSN China have confirmed they signed a code of conduct for their blogging operations that committed them to protecting the interests of the Chinese state.
The firms and other blog providers in China this week signed the "self-discipline" pact, under which they pledged to "safeguard state and public interests", according to a statement [Read More...]
美国市场价格，五花肉为2.59美元/磅（1磅约等于0.45公斤），带棒骨肉为1.59美元/磅，猪蹄为1.29美元/磅。 即使是一般的五花肉，美国猪肉成本也要25元一斤，再加上运输成本和经销商利润，至少要卖到40到50元一斤，而国内上好的五花肉也不过16元左右一斤。 所以，“美国猪肉来中国为中国猪肉救场”或者“与中国猪肉竞争”的推测都不太正确，更多的还是满足中国较高消费群体的需求。
又：
千喜鹤集团市场部经理韩毅忠介绍，随着奥运猪肉产品的供应启动，千喜鹤按照该标准生产的针对老百姓消费的产品也同时在沃尔玛等大型超市上架，其有机猪肉价格达到60元一公斤。目前由于产量的原因，每天供应量只有6000公斤左右。
Pork Shortage Stirs Fear in China
World Journal, Posted: Jul 26, 2007
NEW YORK --China is facing a pork price hike that could turn into a serious food shortage and even a political crisis, reports the Chinese-language World Journal. The price of pork in China surged swiftly over [Read More...]